"Brings you back to reality when you really need it (thanks for the plaid)."

"Making the mullet cool. Oh yeah, and overalls too."

"One of the most interesting people I know. Great sense of wonder at the simple things in the world. Good study partner, and sorry about the burping in the bed."

"He likes to send out emails posing as poor unsuspecting freshmen."

"A fine specimen indeed."

"Puts the goo in goofy."