"Watch those engine majors... they know how to build robots, and how to score remarkably low on purity tests."

"Sixteen feet's secret enforcer of political correctness"

"Acapella personified: looks, sound, and ambitions."

"Stubborn, but for the right causes."

"I was really amazed by how much interest Jesse had in the local scenery when he came to visit me in my hometown of Radford Virginia."

"Spends so much time getting status reports from his robots, working on engin labs, and updating this website that he often forgets to sleep."

"'Big Brother' to me, Evan, and Andrew, in more ways than one. This guy's hall is like Much Ado About Nothing; he's obviously Don Pedro."

"What? He's an engine major?"

"When there are harmonies no human should sing, we turn this machine on."

"Our one-man PR department."

"He knows where you eat, he knows where you sleep, and he knows who it’s with. He just knows."

"Hells yeah New York! If not for him, we would all forget when we had rehearsal!"