Joseph Altuzarra

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Nickname:
Joe
Class Year:
2005
Major:
Art History, Econ Minor
Talents/Interests:
Guitar, Fashion, Design, (Money)
Hometown:
Paris, France
Favorite Thing about Feet:
Feet-cest (not really)

Status:
Early Retirement

When the feet speak...

"when i hear funny stories about people i always associate them with funny stories about joseph. a real amorous daredevil because he hooked up with a good friend of mine and a friend of both of ours within days of each other. a great fashion sense."

- Allen Frost

"The up and coming diva."

- dq

"Someday, when joseph rules over me and my kin with an iron fist, I hope he remembers that time I lent him a plaid."

- ATG

"Drama is his Life."

- Joe

"The younger brother I never had, with more fashion sense than I could even begin to understand."

- Mike

"Nous serrions perdu sans son coeur enorme et son voix d'ange."

- Ian Kysel

"Viva la Capitalism!! He's small but don't mess with him, he'll mess you up!"

- Cookie

"Joe never ceases to amaze me. He's been there and done that... really."

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"Evilly controlling every aspect of our lives behind his innocent facade of a 'nice little guy.'"

- Zach Zaitlin

"Amazing songwriter, and although you could never steal his voice, borrow his clothes -- they have the same powerful effect on women."

- P-diddy

"The only person who can make jeans and plaid a true fashion statement."

- Poppa J