Joseph Altuzarra
When the feet speak...
"when i hear funny stories about people i always associate them with funny stories about joseph. a real amorous daredevil because he hooked up with a good friend of mine and a friend of both of ours within days of each other. a great fashion sense."
"The up and coming diva."
"Someday, when joseph rules over me and my kin with an iron fist, I hope he remembers that time I lent him a plaid."
"Drama is his Life."
"The younger brother I never had, with more fashion sense than I could even begin to understand."
"Nous serrions perdu sans son coeur enorme et son voix d'ange."
"Viva la Capitalism!! He's small but don't mess with him, he'll mess you up!"
"Joe never ceases to amaze me. He's been there and done that... really."
"Evilly controlling every aspect of our lives behind his innocent facade of a 'nice little guy.'"
"Amazing songwriter, and although you could never steal his voice, borrow his clothes -- they have the same powerful effect on women."
"The only person who can make jeans and plaid a true fashion statement."