"Our able captain on the stormy seas of a capella singing - except that time he tried to flip over the van when our ADD tendencies were pushing him over the edge."

"The shadiest dude I have ever met, it's kinda scary."

"P-diddy is neither shady nor diva, it is his smile that makes him a social mogul."

"The best beat-box in the world who still has trouble snapping on "2" and "4.""

"Kindest, sweetest person EVER."

"Shady, shady, shady! with the ladies."

"He hasn't been diagnosed yet, but I'm convinced he's bipolar. One minute he's our normal music director, and the next he's jumping around the room screeching like a baby monkey."

"Sent me into ecstasy (not in that way) when he revealed that he "knew a little vocal percussion" and also one of the best non-drinkers to be around when you're drinking."

"Our closet maniac, he is the ward for our music and holds our faith."

"The king of VP battling."

"I can't be spicy on this one because I don't want him to maim me in rehearsal. Seriously."

"Proof of evolution, p-mauriz reminds us of our close phylogenic ties to monkeys."