Scott Birney
When the feet speak...
"That volleyball player who likes girls."
"Don Quixote' always gets our female crowd out in force."
"Loves Feet more than all of us combined."
"Strong-willed volleyball jock, with a voice powerful enough to knock down walls."
"Attracts the women like flies, then charges them like windmills."
"Quazi Modo...I mean Don Quixote. May be more of a "friend" with the ladies than I am."
"Did you realize Scott blew his nose 7 minutes ago? To us, it's old news."
"DQ has voice versatility and confidence surpassed only by his zeal. Watch out because though he may take your shit, he'll sling it right back at ya!"
"Scott is a man like the toilet paper: he still remains strong, even through all the crap."
"LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (the official 16feet announcer)"
"Because who else would refuse every suggestion for what to say in foot-things."
"The other guy from West of the mighty Mississippi. We will rise again. And the SEC kicks the Big 12's ass."
"Don't be fooled by his calm, cool exterior, he might whip out his knife when you least expect it...or a volleyball."