"The new kid on the block looks like a cuddly teddy bear. Don't get too carried away stroking his Brillo pad hair or he'll kick your ass to Baltimore."

"The smell in rehearsal room: 500 braincells/day
Dinner in sharples, upstairs: 60% of your body water through sweat/meal
Plaid shirt: Any style you might have had
Great new foot: Priceless."

"His name is Jason Yamada-Hanff, but you can call him 'Jason Yamada-Hanff."

"Eleanor to Poppa-J's Teddy; however, he has a particular affinity for munging & dvda..."

"Now that he's no longer 'taken', he 'never stops exploring.'"