"hey, why does it smell like... ? james casey, public safety is still looking for you."

"This avid card player has one major weakness: he can't keep his money when playing the ladies... whether this is his kind nature, the ladies befuddling him, or an elaborate ploy at seduction, the world may never know."

"The up-and-coming political powerhouse from near Scranton. He's surprised when his 'cell phone isn't ringing already."